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national buy ur gf flowers day

it’s in ur best bet to man up and get ur girl some flowers and post her

gf-“yk what today is?”
bf-national buy ur gf flowers day

by Tayler_williams August 1, 2023


Dead Flower

The action of shooting your load in a woman's vagina 3 times and feeling your dick weaken and getting tired out afterwards. Kinda like a dying flower or plant when you forget to water it.

FUCKIN HELL! I managed to shoot my whipped cream 3 times inside this chick and now my meat missile feels like A fuckin dead flower.

by Thatweirdpunk97 June 30, 2024


Dead Flower

The action of shooting your loads inside a woman's vagina 3 times and feeling it curve to the left or right and weakening. Almost like a dying flower or plant when you forget to water it.

Well shit, i just shot my whipped cream inside the Burger King manager's vagina 3 times and now my meat missile turned into a dead flower.

by Thatweirdpunk97 June 30, 2024


flower fairy

A alternate name for a baker or pastry person.

Hey, you know that flower fairy knows how to make a good grilled cheese sandwich.

by KillerGriller31 September 9, 2009


fender flower

Chick (Girl) either attractive or not who rides on the back of a motorcycle (bike).

Mary is a total fender flower she loves the wind in her hair.

by SUCKSM April 23, 2015


Clown's Flower

Analogy of female ejaculation.

I went down on her like a parched Spaniel when she squirted in my face like a clown's flower.

by Chilly Beef September 9, 2019


club card flowers

Flowers from a grocery store

Girlfriend 1 - "Valentines day is coming up and I can't wait to see what I'll get this year."

Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"

by qac_3 October 29, 2010