Hanging Down Under

The act of dangling a turd from an asshole above a bowl of Weet-Bix™ whilst someone else attempts to eat the Weet-Bix™ as fast as they can before the turd plops into the bowl. If the turd plops into the bowl before the other can finish eating the Weet-Bix™, the person eating the Weet-Bix™ must also eat the shit.

"I played a game of 'Hanging Down Under' with old Gazza yesterday, but what he didn't know was that I had a bad case of diarrhea."

chain hang low

African American slang used to describe the fact that you have a long dick.

Dat bitch eyes open wide when I told her my chain hang low.

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Hanging beef Curtains

Big Fat Floppy pussy lips that hang down when you are licking a birds pussy.

I met a bird the other night and she was really dirty. I couldnt wait to get a taste of her frazzle bag but when I got her knickers off she had hanging beef curtains, her pussy lips were huge and hung down to her knees!!!

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Hang a wall plate

A reference to the popular video "Haters Don't Hate" by comedian Bridget McManus. Meaning: "get over yourself" and/or "don't be so judgmental". Basically, just don't be a hater.

"Man, I'm being such a hater, I should hang a wall plate."
"You really need to hang a wall plate!"

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Hanging with Uncle Frank

Reference to male masturbation. Refusing to participate in any activities other than staying home and wanking off for hours to internet porn.

Hey braaaaaahhh let’s head out later and hit the bars. No thanks. I’m home tonight hanging with uncle frank. You fuckin wanker.

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hanging out to dry

To make an appointment or plans with someone and then at the last minute make excuses or plans with someone else or blow them off.

Ms. Levesque called me and were set to meet this weekend. But I got another call just today and now she is not feeling well after partying all night. That bitch left me hanging out to dry again!

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makin' 'em hang

An expression of annoyance or impatience with another person's drama or exaggeration, as in "Quit makin' 'em hang."

Literally refers to low-hanging testicles, although why testicular heft has anything to do with another person's behavior remains uncertain.

Originated among working-class Italian immigrant culture.

Quit makin' 'em hang, fer chrissakes! Get over it already!

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