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Gordie Howe played pro hockey in parts of 5 decades. The Gordie Howe Sex Club is when you have sex with people born in five different decades.
"Hey, I saw you hitting on that cougar chick last night, what was with that?"
"It was perfect, she was born in 1959, so now I can punch my membership in the Gordie Howe Sex Club."
"Sweet, I guess I have to wait until 2018 to get mine."
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Like this if you have a big penis, dislike this if you have a small penis, and do nothing if you have a micropenis.
How big is your penis? Read the rules alive.
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Used in Shaun of The Dead to depict something good. Shaun is reciting a plan that he has in mind..he then uses the phrase.
Hows THAT for a slice of fried gold?
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In the Nail Polish Communities Holographic Nail Polish is loved for its colour-shifting properties, so much in fact that Simply Nailogical coined the term holosexual (someone who is sexually attracted to holographic things). Someone who regularly flaunts holo gear is often referred to as holoslut.
From this scene grew the expression "How Deep Is Your Holo?" Referring to the big question of: are you a holosexual or just holo-curious ?
The correct answer to this would be to reply with the second line from the Simply Nailogical - Adele Cover of Hello , aptly named "Holo" : "Like The Ocean" - this would mean that you are familiar with Simply Nailogical, and open about your holosexuality.
I see you have a lot of holographic nail polishes, how deep is your holo?
You're planning something aren't you?
If you're going to look up how to get away with murder then you really need help
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An additive to a poorly-told or lame joke. It can be used in conjunction with, "and then I found five dollars," if the joke is particularly awful.
Joe: I was walking home when I twisted my ankle. It hurt a lot.
Neil: That sucks bro...
Joe: And that's how my parents met
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