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reddit post posted on February 7, 2022 by snapwillow ironically on r/nostupidquestions that went ridiculously viral on the platform.
"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.
I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."
"fl oz stands for fluid ounces not florida ounces"
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."
A holiday on April 3, where Florida men supposedly reach their max power.
Tread carefully on April 3......
"Yo man, Florida Day is tomorrow"
When an individual wipes their butt with tissue paper, then proceeds to stick the tissue paper on the wall of the bathroom.
“Hey did you see that Florida post-it note in the locker room, this morning?”
An additional fridge kept in a garage almost exclusively for alcohol.
Man, you're out of beer! Oh don't worry there's more in the Florida fridge.
Can also be written as FloG
A gamer that doesn’t fit the stereotypical obese man living in his mom’s basement. This mostly comes from the fact that most homes in Florida don’t have basements.
Andy: Bruh my mom doesn’t let me get a gaming pc cuz she’s afraid that I’ll wind up “unhealthy” but I keep telling her than I’m a Florida Gamer, I’m not like them.
Drew: Yeah that word meaning not a stereotypical gamer. I guess you’re one.
Andy: I am one! A real good FloG. I work out, I eat healthy, I don’t wear glasses, the list just goes on and on.
The act of putting a whole bag of fritos in alligator shit and eating the fritos as if the shit was guacamole.
I saw an alligator and decided to make Florida Fritos
When you give someone you shit in a cup and proceed to forcefully have sex with them and nut in one nostril and your Left ear
Hey babe can I Florida Ice You? It’s