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Hoe Lantern

A hoe lantern is the hoe of all hoes. This hoe leads all other hoes with the light of a hundred candles.

A hoe lantern is someone who sleeps with your husband in your bed and then dabs on a little of your perfume on the way out.

A hoe lantern is the destroyer of innocence; she teaches young children to be hoe-like breeding a whole new generation of hoes.

A hoe lantern will run you over with her car and then pick up your boyfriend at the funeral.

Hoe lanterns... just the worst.

by np:) April 6, 2010


hoe-nado

A derogatory term used for a male/female that is a hoe. They come to social events and "tear up" everything in their path being a straight up slut with no class, like a tornado.

Allison: "Dayum, did you see her last night? She banged eraaa body"

Lexi: "Dooood, i know she was a hoe-nado out there!"

by youknowwassapppp June 3, 2011


cleveland hoes

A three-syllable term used to describe females living in Cleveland,OH with certain traits.

These traits include "Thirst-Trapping" via social media,then calling the trap victims thirsty. Paternity trapping,then calling the fathers dead beats,while living off of child support or a county check,Section 8,Food Stamps,specialized welfare programs and their 20-30hr per week,minimum wage - 10/hr job ,all while claiming to be "independent". Most of these females view an STNA certificate as a degree as well. You can usually spot them by tax time balling,where they either buy a used car that lasts all of 6 months or a new car with a note they can only afford for three months,before it's repossessed,buy themselves multiple bundles of weave,outfits and shoes,pay for their "Vegas girls trip" while only buyung their children 2 outfits and either spiderman or frozen shoes depending on the gender. They are also prone to telling every new man they sleep with that they haven't had sex in three months,they have most likely had sex with one or more of your friends,and are card-carrying clinic members who regularly have to take antibiotics for STDs. They are never truthful about who they are sleeping with,how many men they are sleeping with,and the ones they do usually claim are ones they say have "swag" and are on the DL. They are also prone to putting you in jail,then hashtagging "free (your name)" as if they weren't responsible.

I don't mess with these Cleveland Hoes. They're bad for you.

by Dub-X Tha General December 19, 2016


nigger hoe

A person(male or female), black, who uses their looks and charms to manipulate their partner to gain material(sex, money, clot). A hoe does not love their partnerand the minute someone with better looks, money or clot comes along they abandon their previous partner and the cycle continues.

Victim: She/he left me for a guy/woman because he is richer than me
Friend: Yeah she/he was a nigger hoe. It's ok, you're still a good person at heart. There more fish in the sea.

by bonkitybonk May 15, 2021


Dumb Hoe

A girl that bothers their boyfriend with dumb questions and statements.

Riley: what a nice day it is
Savannah: I wish I was a day...
Riley: You're a Dumb Hoe

by MoxieLive September 8, 2020


squad hoe

She or he will talk or have relations with all your friends and you wont even know it.

she is a squad hoe. She fucked his cousin and his best friend.

by oh_really2015 December 23, 2014


hoe posse

Is a group of skanks that roam city streets or public malls!

Hoe skank slut posse

Don't look now but a hoe posse just walked into the gap!
OR
I never seen a hoe posse with so many skanks!

by Joshyjosh's girl! June 11, 2008