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Clown Shoes

Goofy as fuck looking, and serves no porpouse but to make people laugh!!

Flavor Flav is a pair of Clown Shoes what else can i say....YEAH BOOOY!!!!

by Pedro and Woodstock March 15, 2009


baby shoe

a beautifully gorgeous girl who AMH is completely head over heals for.

"AMH is so great with baby shoe"

by mtbikemike September 01, 2008


Shaggy shoes

baller with a big dick, witch usally carries a jet pack, and fucks kat's

Shaggy shoes: "oooaup!"

by little pee pee man July 05, 2008


Shoe Murder

The act of killing another with the heel of an (expensive) stiletto! Usually done in self-defense when a drunk neighbor enters your bedroom after breaking down your wooden door in 2 seconds, and you have horrible aim (on Chloe's part), no knives (on Nick's part) and no other protection/ weapon! Most often occurs while you're home alone with your dog (gus)!

Officer: "What happened here?????"
Witness: "Nick just committed a SHOE MURDER!!!"
Officer: "Not again. 5th time this week!"

by ChloeAndNick July 11, 2008


bite shoes

Something terrible: describing a bad situation, or in the noun sense, someone who could not be any worse.

1) "I went to this party and it was a sausagefest, fucking biteshoes!"

2) "Mako you fucking bite shoes! I told you not to fall asleep while on the crapper! Now there's piss and shit all over the place!"

by Sir RAV April 18, 2008


perpetrator shoes

White sneakers, in NYPD parlance a few years back. See perp.

The kid was walking along First Avenue wearing perpetrator shoes.

by octopod July 16, 2004


Shoe bitch

There are three:

1: someone who works at foot locker.

2: That asshole at shoe stores who uses that machine to find your size even when you already know it.

3: When you are bowling with a group of friends and you select one person to go and get everyones bowling shoes.

1: Floyd: dude, Keith got a job at foot locker.

Jose: oh now he's a shoe bitch.

2: Bob: the other day, I was at Nike and this shoe bitch tried to tell me my size even though I already know it.

3: keith: ok all we need now is a shoe bitch to get our shoes. Go do it Bob, your our shoe bitch today.

by Therealkeith April 06, 2011