A sweet sexy guy, usually married.
I wish I was a Jacob Montgomery.
He is a little gay sometimes. He is an idiot sometimes but always brags about how much money he has. He always has to be the best when he isn’t he is the thickest.
Jacob Moores has a friend called Jamie.
A cringe kid who sings like a dead fish
Jacob Satarious
was how he sang
"God, Jacob Sartorius is so hot!"
"Um, he's a total Fuckboy."
A pansy werewolf in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. Thinks he's so hot and wants to have little puppies with the whiny-ass Bella Swan. He also has an anger-management problem.
Most tweens think he is so hot and great and super because of the actor who plays him in the film adaptation of the books, Taylor Lautner. Who, I too shall add, is a snout-faced pansy.
It's a fictitious book. STOP WORSHIPPING IT.
Twitard: OMG! im totlly in luv w/ Jacob Black frm the twilight series. hes super hottt!!!!!!11!!!.
Guy: Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
grown ass man who everybody fucking simps for. Birthday on july 19.
SAPNAP AND QUACKITY SIMP FOR HIM
part of the mr beast vids
giggles like pennywise
sneezes like a fucking ipadkid
karl jacobs my beloved -chat