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Jacob Montgomery

A sweet sexy guy, usually married.

I wish I was a Jacob Montgomery.

by crispinglover July 01, 2017


Jacob Moores

He is a little gay sometimes. He is an idiot sometimes but always brags about how much money he has. He always has to be the best when he isn’t he is the thickest.

Jacob Moores has a friend called Jamie.

by #gdhcjehzjxbdhksbdhdndgsjevhsn February 14, 2018


Jacob Satarious

A cringe kid who sings like a dead fish

Jacob Satarious
was how he sang

by Vegeta547 July 02, 2016


jacob sartorius

cancer

jacob sartorius = cancer

by jacobsartoriusiscancer November 27, 2016


Jacob Sartorius

See Fuckboy

"God, Jacob Sartorius is so hot!"
"Um, he's a total Fuckboy."

by lerp-a-derp May 27, 2017


Jacob Black

A pansy werewolf in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. Thinks he's so hot and wants to have little puppies with the whiny-ass Bella Swan. He also has an anger-management problem.

Most tweens think he is so hot and great and super because of the actor who plays him in the film adaptation of the books, Taylor Lautner. Who, I too shall add, is a snout-faced pansy.

It's a fictitious book. STOP WORSHIPPING IT.

Twitard: OMG! im totlly in luv w/ Jacob Black frm the twilight series. hes super hottt!!!!!!11!!!.
Guy: Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

by ILikeToScreamAtStrangers May 17, 2010


Karl Jacobs

grown ass man who everybody fucking simps for. Birthday on july 19.
SAPNAP AND QUACKITY SIMP FOR HIM
part of the mr beast vids
giggles like pennywise
sneezes like a fucking ipadkid

karl jacobs my beloved -chat

by ClaraNotFound July 25, 2021