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She is the most beautiful goddess I’ve ever seen. Her stunning green eyes, perfectly placed freckles, shimmering dirty blonde hair and tan skin make her desirable in every fashion. Her positive outlook on life shows that she has a bright future ahead of her and won’t let anyone or anything get in her way.
skylar jade burdette is a goddess sent from heaven
A short baddie with a fat ass. Aside from her desirable body shape, she has the face of a goddess. He green eyes and freckles mixed with her dirty blonde hair make for a perfect individual. Her passion for the things she loves is above all else and she is my dream girl.
skylar jade burdette is a goddess sent from heaven
The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.
Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
the missing piece to your puzzle. The comforting reminder that not everyone in this generation sucks. She will love you unconditionally and she will love you even on days you don’t love your self. An astonishing result of gods handy work. If you know her you’re lucky. She is a prime example that . The baddest bitches have been dealt a shitty hand but continues to play her cards like a fuckin boss. Girls wanna be her and guys wanna wife her 🫶🏼💕
Bro I really wish I could lock down a jade but my bank account on E so i gotta settle for tawny 😒
Jade is the type of girl you fall in love with at first sight and even wait years to make sure everything is perfect. She’ll steal your heart and cherish it. This is a person everyone would dream about dating and stare at in the halls of school. She’s just filled with joy and positivity that keeps you going. She sings for you and sleeps on call with you and, Attempts, to play oboe. Jade is such an amazing person, especially if her birthday is 5/28. She is short. But that’s okay because she’s literally perfect. This ones a keeper right there! Get yourself an Jade and have wonderful late night calls all the time! Don’t be a goof and keep her happy, because you’ll never find another person quite like Jade.
N: Hey didn’t you say you found someone named Jade?
C: Yea, she’s really amazing! Can’t believe how lucky I am. It’s still hard to imagine.
N: Why is she so short bro?
C: Why are you so damn fine bro?
N: Oh.
Jade is a ugly bitch, she can't get any guys because her pussy smells like fish.
Guy: EW, what's that smell??
Guy 2: It's Jade, she's festy.
A very cute, loving, soft, round, warm baby. Everyone loves jade because he is a ray of sunshine. When he feels cute, he becomes extra fat.
hey isn’t that adopted?
Yes thats Jade