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A person who develops Sleepy Kitty Syndrome are typically at home when the symptoms first develop. This syndrome peaks in the daytime and obviously only affects cat owners (both men and women are susceptible).
Most commonly, this syndrome begins after the man or woman show signs of procrastination and decide to sit on his or her couch to watch television, rather than do what they needed to that day. The person's pet cat will then take this opportunity to sit upon his or her lap to commence the first stages of Sleepy Kitty Syndrome.
First, the cat will become very warm and cuddly.
Second, the cat will then proceed to take a nap on the owner's lap. This is when the cat will begin transmitting Sleepy Kitty Syndrome upon the owner. Currently, scientists cannot explain how the cat does this, or why. The person/cat owner will then begin to feel unyielding tiredness and become unable to leave his or her couch for the remainder of the day. However, the current world record for being under Sleepy Kitty Syndrome is 5.5 days. The only way to combat Sleepy Kitty Syndrome is by owning a dog.**
**WARNING: Sleepy Doggy Syndrome has not yet been properly tested. Please use caution when napping with a dog.
"I really need to get a job, but I have Sleepy Kitty Syndrome so I think I will take a nap instead".
Anxiety brought on by increased sex drive during menstruation.
"I can't come into work today, I'm Going Red Kitty!"
1. sexual intercourse
2. inserting the penis into the vagina.
3. cumming in the vagina during intercourse.
*as said by Frank Kramer on KABC 790am talk radio show: Frosty, Heidi, and Frank
my girl wants me to come over and bottle feed the kitty.
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1)The clothes worn by a BOLD, SEXY, FUN, DARING woman who likes to flaunt her sexy body, without looking trashy.
2)Super Sexy, often revealing, yet tasteful clothes.
Oh man! You can totally see that bitches titties slipping out of that top on the dance floor! Now that's Danger Kitty Fashions if I ever saw it!
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A Hello Kitty Girl is a type of e-girl which is attractive, and usually dresses up in like Hello Kitty. A Hello Kitty Girl could be violent towards any partner they have.
“Did you know my buddy Eric started dating a Hello Kitty Girl?”
“He’ll probably come home with a limp.”
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When your cat does anything other than what you want it to.
you: "here, kitty, kitty."
your cat: (ignores you and starts licking it's ass)
you:"fuck you kitty"
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a somewhat annoying dance, done by a cat on the iternet
"Cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance"-Cat from The Kitty cat dance
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