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When you see something so orgasmic, your brain busts a nut.
The sexy substitute bent over in class showing her panties. I automatically had to mental jack-off
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The act of fixing a problem for the short term when in the long run you will end up needing to spend more time and money to fix a larger problem.
A: Why are there weird lines down the middle of the road?
B: The city thought it was a good idea to pave the road without spending the money to pull up the trolly tracks first.
A: This is killing my car. Fucking patch kit mentality!
That smell when you first step outside in the morning and that fresh dew and brisk air hit you.
"I hit that Big Tree Mentality early this morning"
A middle-class mentality is a toxic anti-intellectual mentality that takes people and societies backwards in life.
Signs that someone has this mentality are: Buying lots of things on credit and getting into a lot of debt, going to uni to get a job for comfort, living paycheck to paycheck, and not having a plan for the future.
People with this mentality also have a big disdain for rich and smart people as they see these pursuits as "egotistical". They think being humble is having no ambition and constantly searching for hedonistic pursuits. They're people who don't like facts and prefer to have an idealistic point of view no matter how destructive it is.
People who grow up with this mentality are typically middle class but it can affect anyone of any class. People with this mentality often leave their kids with very little due to the fact they don't understand money and don't have any knowledge to pass down.
"Simon says I think about money too much and I should just have fun because money doesn't last. But I want to make money because I grew up poor and I want my kids to have more."
"Don't listen to Simon, he grew up with a lawyer dad and doctor mom, money is nothing to him, he has a middle class mentality."
When your brain fills in words that haven't actually been written.
So Samuel L. Jackson wrote "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY, LADIES!!" but I read it as "HAPPY MOTHERFUCKERS DAY, LADIES!!"
That is Mental Auto Correct
When you believe that things that are a dollar or less should be bought in bulk because they are so cheap.
My Mom went out and bought 20 pairs of star shaped sunglasses because "someone would definitely get a dollar worth of fun out of them". She has a dollar store mentality.
My friend Paty used to say "If it's for free, it's for me....but the dollar store is good too."
People who act like bitches and cry about shit
Person 1: STOP USING SHOTGUNS U PUSSY
Person 2: bro u got a googoo gaga mentality , stop crying it’s a game