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After you finish spanking your monkey the left over jizz on your noodle is the sauce
MOM HELP ME CLEAN UP MY SAUCY NOODLE!
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The HIV infested penis of Magic Johnson
I would totally have sex with retired NBA player Magic Johnson if it weren’t for his danger noodle
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Something incredibly cheap and easy. Quick and inexpensive. Fast and almost free.
Dude 1: Man, you see that girl? She so fine!
Dude 2: Brosef! That hooker is "ramen noodles." Ya boys ALL slept with the ho.
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When an uncooked spaghetti noodle is inserted into the male urethra. The surrounding tissue is heated with steam until the noodle is overcooked.
"Uggh my urethra hurts so bad and my mouth tastes so bad."
"Why?"
"I just got a mushy noodle and then ate it!"
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When a woman or man takes multiple limp dicks in the mouth at the same time.
Honey would you like to have some friends come over so you can choke on noodle salad?
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When a group a guys put their flaccid dicks in someones mouth.
I know a girl from Atlanta that makes the best noodle salad.
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The disease that filthy Japanese people get when they visit France.
Tetsuro came to France and became gravely ill with the noodle withdrawal because there are not many noodles served at CROUS.
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