A woman who uses a dog filter on her tinder account because she isn’t naturally good looking enough.
Tina is a total doggo. She’s so ugly that she’d rather look like a cartoon dog than herself
The HIV infested penis of Magic Johnson
I would totally have sex with retired NBA player Magic Johnson if it weren’t for his danger noodle
The ability to bend rules without difficulty
In order to be a successful politician, ethical fluidity is a must