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When an uncooked spaghetti noodle is inserted into the male urethra. The surrounding tissue is heated with steam until the noodle is overcooked.
"Uggh my urethra hurts so bad and my mouth tastes so bad."
"Why?"
"I just got a mushy noodle and then ate it!"
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When a woman or man takes multiple limp dicks in the mouth at the same time.
Honey would you like to have some friends come over so you can choke on noodle salad?
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When a group a guys put their flaccid dicks in someones mouth.
I know a girl from Atlanta that makes the best noodle salad.
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The opening in the front of men's and boy's underwear to facilitate the exposition of the penis usually for the purpose of expediting urination.
Colin didn't like his new underwear because they didn't have a noodle pocket.
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The disease that filthy Japanese people get when they visit France.
Tetsuro came to France and became gravely ill with the noodle withdrawal because there are not many noodles served at CROUS.
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Chinese man's lubricated soft penis
After Jackie Chan busted one in Connie Chung's ass, all was left was a gel noodle.
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Moist Noodle is the act of using a turkey baster to fill ones rectum with sunflower seed oil before sitting on someones lap and allowing the oil to seep out and make the bottoms noodle moist unexpectedly.
Haa, check that out Timmy, I just gave the mall Santa a 'Moist Noodle' and now he has to ho change his trousers, KEKW!
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