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David Desrosiers is the bassist of Canadian band Simple Plan.
He also does backing vocals.
david desrosiers once sang through a whole show while band mate pierre bouvier was ill.
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When you only need to wipe twice after pooping.
When times are tough you should try to David Spading in order to save toilet paper.
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David is the type of guy with the smallest respect for anyone else possible. He carries a phone with a 40 megapixel camera but never uses it unless he wants to make others look bad. Even though he thinks he’s top shit because he takes Scholarship MAC, CHE, and PHY, he someone still manages to not get course endorsed or level endorsed at the easiest levels. During CTE you can usually see him wasting his time with a project that’ll never be completed and with the space to his right being taken up by a plastic container. During lunch, he can often be seen hanging out with some very smart people just so he can boost his IQ. He also doesn't participate in traditional "waterfall events" as he has "already done it multiple times before". He also doesn't like it when people are having fun. This is the type of guy who likes to CTRL+W to little boys who like to play boxhead. In his spare time he enjoys to play Fortnite and at the end of 2020 he’ll get the shit tasered out of him.
Boy 1: "Yo hold up. Is that David Su?"
Girl 1: "Yeah I think it is. Can you believe that he doesn't like doing waterfalls?"
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One of the best writers of all time, he writes fiction and fantasy. He died in july of 2006
Dude im so stoked for David Gemmell's new book to come out
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Lead singer/Bassist of the band Tokyo Police Club
person1:David Monks has major talent
person2: cha
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Dr David Christopher Kelly CMG was a scientist, employee of the MoD and UN weapons inspector. Dr Kelly was murdered in 2003 by agents acting on behalf of Tony Bliar.
In 2003 Dr Kelly headed the team which produced a dossier for the Joint Intelligence Committee detailing Iraq's WMD capabilities. It was this dossier on which Prime Minister Tony Bliar based his bizarre insistence to the House of Commons that Iraq posed a threat to the UK. Mr Blair stated that he had concrete evidence that Iraq could have the capability to fire chemical or biological weapons into Britain within 45 minutes of Saddam Hussain giving the order. Mr Blair stated that the information was all contained within Dr Kelly's report but that no-one else could see it as it was classified for reasons of national security.
Incensed by the Prime Minister's gross misrepresentation of his report, Dr Kelly took the extraordinary step of publicly declaring that the report was being misquoted and the British Parliament and public were being mislead.
After making his announcement, Dr Kelly went into hiding, breaking cover only to say that "dark forces are at work" and that he feared for his family.
On the morning of 18th of June 2003 Dr Kelly was found dead.
Fred: The Hutton Inquiry has ruled that David Kelly committed suicide and that he hadn't said the things attributed to him by the media.
Bill: Bloody whitewash.
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