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A wonderful drinking game. To beer staff, simply drink a beer. Then, duct tape the empty can to the bottom of your next beer. Tape that empty beer to the bottom of the two cans. Keep doing this to form a staff made of beer cans. A BEER STAFF.
"Hey, Broseph. What're you doing tonight?"
"BEER STAFFING!!"
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When you wake up the next day after a hard nights drinking to find you dont have a single note in your wallet but about $30 in change.
Caused by being so drunk you only ever pay for each beer with a note.
1: Shit your wallet is so heavy its pulling your pants off!
2: Yeah. I've got a bad case of beer wallet.
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When a male takes off his clothes and pours a beer over his chest so it runs down his body and off the end of his dick. Another willing male is on his knees, waiting for the now warm bubbly goodness.
Hey Lee you thirsty?
Sure am Karl. Could go a couple of Dick beers
Well get on your knees mate and I'll get nude. Here it comes buddy now open that pretty mouth of yours and put it close to my cock. Closer.
Mmm gurgle gurgle. It's warm.
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Stocking up on beer that will be saved and consumed on Sunday. This is especially popular in areas that prohibits the buying and or selling of alcohol on Sunday.
Remind me when we go to the store this Saturday to get some Sunday Beer for the game.
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The cozy warmth felt by those under the effects of alcohol.
"man, I can't believe he's not freezing - it's below zero and he's only wearing a t-shirt!"
"nah, I saw how much of that keg he drank - he's got his beer sweater on"
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After finishing a case of beer, you proceed to open one end of the case and place it on your head. Thus you can see out of the handle and you are wearing a beer helmet.
Does not protect head from injury
Dude you rocked the beer helmet all of last night, Didn't help when you slammed your head on the wall though
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