hung like a pony

Having a small or irregular penis which turns off most women.

Reneil is hung like a pony. With his penis the women that he has intercourse with moans ur so small reneil ur so small and also ur hung like a pony.

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MY PONY TOO SLOW

A saying used by someone who has realized that a comment they've made is redundant to an earlier comment made by someone else.

Bob: The government should provide universal healthcare man.

Larry: Free ponies! Yay!

Tom: And how about a free pony for all the little boys and girls while you're at it.

Tom: MY PONY TOO SLOW

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One Horse Pony

The German translation of the English saying “ one trick pony “.

She is a one horse pony.

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See a princess about a pony

Female version of "see a man about a horse"

Excuse me for a minute, I've gotta see a princess about a pony.

Pony Express Texting

When you text someone, then hours later they FINALLY text you back

Mike: Want to do something today?
...5+ hours later
Jordan: like what?
Mike: Sushi?
...45 minutes later
Jordan: Ok!
Mike: you know you do pony express texting right?
Jordan: shut up! Lol

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Putin's Pony

Another name for a Moscow Mule; a cocktail made with Ginger Beer, Vodka, and fresh lime juice.

Yo, Bartender- Vladamir! Three more Putin's Ponies for Ivanka, Svetlana, and I. No, make that four; Ivana needs a Putin's Pony, too!

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oh em gee ponies

A hyper-exaggerated version of the exclamation OMG. Used when one's level of excitement is so high, that it's like gumdrops, glitter, hearts, moonbeams and My Little Ponies are exploding out of your mouth as you are talking about it.

Oh em gee PONIES, have you guys heard the new Britney album??!!?? It's KILLER.

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