b-rag

someone you think to be a real "friend" but will do anything they can to ruin your chances with a lady. a person who cock blocks and hates for no reason, also has deep mental problems. in addition too being very two faced.

i had a thing going with this girl I liked but fucking B-Rag cock blocked me with some lies.

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fag rag

a arab homsexual that whers a turban

The fag rag blew himself up with a sucide bomb

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ass rag

a rag used to whipe someones ass instead of paper

jimmy didnt like to use toilet paper to whipe his ass so he used a rag

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Jam rag

The cloth or paper towel used to wipe away the jam from one's face after devouring a jam filled doughnut.

After polishing a doughnut off in the cafe she grabbed a paper napkin to wipe away the excess jam residue from her lips and surrounding area thus creating a 'Jam Rag'

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rag haggling

When a menstruating woman uses her period as an excuse to get out of doing something or uses it to convince her man to stay home with her rather than go out

Chick "Dave, can you lift this box for me?"

Dave "Girl, you rag haggling?"

Girlfriend "Baby let's stay home and watch movies"

Boyfriend "Nah man I can't go out- my girl is rag haggling"

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Jizz rag

Rag used to wipe cum off a surface like Stevens face

Shit I don't have my jizz rag

Shit I don't have my jizz rag

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scrote rag

When you have a real sloppy shit, you get a peice of toilet tissue and cup it around your nuts preventing splashback.

Man, i just had the sloppiest shit... lucky i used a scrote rag

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