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I can smell a lie like a queef in a flower shop.
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When a person goes shopping with one person, then goes shopping immediately after with a third person but has no interest in buying or looking at anything because they were all shopped out from the first trip.
Stephen went shopping with his nasty ex girlfriend for five hours, and his friend Shane got his sloppy shopping seconds for about 45 minutes before he quit.
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Performing an intimate act while wearing roomy pants.
"I came home from work, threw on some sweatpants, and the next thing you know, she and I were Shopping for Haggars with LBJ."
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When someone screws something up that should be relatively easy to do...the "shop" reference is for anyone that took "shop" class in school...all ya had to do was show up and hold a hammer for the whole class and you passed.
Wow Dutch really fucked up shop, when he made those changes to our fantasy baseball league...I guess thats what happens when you put a bald head in charge...
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Postmodern ironists cloaked behind a veil of buoyantly melodic and lushly romantic synthpop confections.
These lyrics are actually intelligent. It must be Pet Shop Boys.
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When you're physically scattered, uncoordinated, unorganised etc.
'Man he was all over the shop! Boy needs to get himself together'
'I was running so late. The boss must think I'm nuts, I was all over the shop'
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‘Candy’ also known as ‘ajr candy shop’ is a well known AJR meme page on Instagram and Youtube. They some of the best AJR memes ever.
“hey ajr candy shop just posted a meme”
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