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short johns

n. 1. Short pants that were never actually invented, as shorter trips to the outhouse in days of yore, even during cold weather, did not require specialized pants (i.e., long johns)

2. Short trips to the bathroom.

"I wear a pair of short johns when going number one. When I have to drop a New Jersey, however, I break out the long johns."

by Soxoff January 24, 2012

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naked shorts

A midget or dwarf without clothes.

Bro, Robin Hood really fucked those naked shorts!

by nobody of interest January 29, 2021

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Short Pause

When you're banging it out and you need to take a short break to prevent yourself from blowing your load.

We were going at it really hard and she was about to blow my mind,. but because I didn't want to end it soo soon, I took a short pause before I proceeded to bang the hell out of her again.

by TheWildGhillieMan June 18, 2016

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short-handed

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort

person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded at the same time.

by Sexydimma October 5, 2012

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short circuit

Touching both of one's nipples with a single hand.

When he short circuited me, it felt like cool ranch.

by princess douglyn September 1, 2018

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Short bus

A short bus is someone who is a complete idiot.

Sebastian is such a short bus, i cant stand him!

by Poopenberg December 29, 2016

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Short bus

Half a Xanax bar

Yo can I get a short bus Iโ€™m trying to sleep

by Dothraky January 7, 2022

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