n. 1. Short pants that were never actually invented, as shorter trips to the outhouse in days of yore, even during cold weather, did not require specialized pants (i.e., long johns)
2. Short trips to the bathroom.
"I wear a pair of short johns when going number one. When I have to drop a New Jersey, however, I break out the long johns."
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A midget or dwarf without clothes.
Bro, Robin Hood really fucked those naked shorts!
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When you're banging it out and you need to take a short break to prevent yourself from blowing your load.
We were going at it really hard and she was about to blow my mind,. but because I didn't want to end it soo soon, I took a short pause before I proceeded to bang the hell out of her again.
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one of two things:
a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box
b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort
person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?
person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded at the same time.
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Touching both of one's nipples with a single hand.
When he short circuited me, it felt like cool ranch.
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A short bus is someone who is a complete idiot.
Sebastian is such a short bus, i cant stand him!
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