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A typo where algorithmic prediction text corrects to subconscious thought
Juan: I put “prefer not to answer” on applications
Joe: I answer because I’m who’re
Joe: White
Joe: Wow
Joe: Steve really just made me type whore
Ah, the ol Zuckerbergian slip.
Verb: when you almost crap your pants when you have diarrhea.
My stomach didn't feel right, I bent over, and next thing you know I was slipping liquid.
Almost pooping yourself when you have diarrhea
I bent down to put away a box and started slipping liquid. I ran to the bathroom so fast with my butthole clenched!
When a person vomits on the floor (specifically tile or hardwood) and someone goes ahead and slips in it. This may also apply to diarrhea in those extreme cases.
Austyn -"Did Scott throw up??"
Liam- "Yeah and you should've seen Jack turn it into a hillbilly slip 'n slide, he was absolutely covered in it. Looked like a disabled baby dear wearing rollerblades."
Austyn- "Naaaaaastyyyyyy!"
A freudian slip as suggested by your keyboard suggestions or autocorrect
Guy 1: I was texting this girl and when I typed "We should" my keyboard suggested I put "fuck" even tho we hadn't hooked up yet
Guy 2: Oh damn, the ol' freudian auto-slip
When someone accidentally flashes thier asshole to everyone. The equivalent of a nip-slip for the ass.
Dude when I bent over my pants ripped and everyone got a view of the stink slip.
When you make a Freudian slip through text or other forms of electronic non-verbal communication.
Person A: I have a few questions. Will the anime know what happened after it's dead?
Will the people know what happened to the food they ate after their dead?
in 100 years will anyone know or remember the anime or what happened?
What the hell are u fighting for
Vegan: anime?
Person A: animal* sorry autocorrection.
Vegan: looool you text about anime so much that your gboard had to adapt
Everyone: dude he watches anime that's basically half-naked cartoons who usually look 7 but 20k in the lore
Person A: why did I let my Iphone get white and sticky after watching anime and make this technological Freudian slip