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spaghetti toes

Having long stringy almost noodle like toes with rescinding toe nails. Often associated with poor smelling feet and high dorito consumption.

Phil: "Look how long and noodlely jonathan's toes are!"
Jackson: "Yup, Jonathans got a bad case of spaghetti toes."

by fuzzdonkey December 12, 2017


Spaghetti suprise

When one slurps out a females bloody tampon out of there vagina

Yea man, I was going down on her last night and pulled a spaghetti suprise on her

by Trevor04 January 13, 2020


Murder spaghetti

A venomous snake

Often refering to a very active one.

"Oh god, I think I can see some murder spaghetti!"

"I'm running as fast as I can! How is this murder spaghetti catching up with me, it doesn't even have legs!"

"If you get bitten by a murder spaghetti you're doomed."

by SleepyNotes March 3, 2021


Canned Spaghetti

A term used by high end leadership elite to describe the intention to dismiss suspected Homosexual employees after the exhibition of suspicious homosexual behaviors during workplace social outings. Term is derived from the changing actions of the employee in social setting i.e straight when sober, gay when drunk.....like canned spaghetti.

"Well I'd have to say Glenda I am about 90% pleased with Dane's performance but after the flamboyant fruity shit he pulled Friday night at the progressive dinner, those figures have been thrown out of the window. That guy is canned spaghetti."

by PeeTear_Griffin July 18, 2018


Stripper spaghetti

1. You get a job as a stripper and a loved one asks you to make some spaghetti, so what you end up making is stripper spaghetti.

2. While stripping in a sexy fashion, you cook spaghetti and your spaghetti must be tasty.

After I got my job as a stripper, my friend asked me to make her stripper spaghetti to celebrate.

My boyfriend made me stripper spaghetti the other night, and it was the bomb.

by Crispyass February 25, 2019


Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti

A very weird person indeed
Doesn't realise what happens around them and their friend has a secret

"Omg Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti is so weird"

by Ian sarain August 12, 2021


Spaghetti Onion

An unnecessarily complex analogy illustrating the intricacies of solving complex problems.

Trying to figure out Medicare is like a spaghetti onion. It’s when you’re peeling the onion to reveal the spaghetti inside, only to get through all the spaghetti and to reveal more onion.

by That girl 77 November 9, 2023