1.) a nice healthy load of ejaculate anywhere on a woman after intercourse. Preferably around the chest area
“That chick I pounded last night was so hot I had to pull out and give her a sperm coat all over them giant titties!”
I blew a huge load of jizz in that girls sperm circular file.
2 guys who finish at the same time inside a woman and get her pregnant.
“Did we just become sperm buddies?”
“Yup!”
Mule sperm is a mule that sperms in a human being.
A woman who tricks a man into getting her pregnant to draw a child support check for the next 18 years.
Look at that Sperm Harvester and her three paychecks.
When attractive parents birth an ugly child.
“You were definitely a make-a-wish sperm, dude.”