Zui Suicide

A beautiful, talented model. Her real name is Lauren Watts. She's 25. She is known for being on the Mtv reality show 'Paris Hilton's My New BFF' and for doing a project called Trashy Life with Audrey Kitching. She has a lot of tattoos, including a rainbow on her right arm, and two stars on her chest. She listens to heavy metal.

Zui Suicide is so beautiful and unique, she's my role model.

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Steffy Suicide

A very cute and confusing scene girl

Wow you looking pretty steffy suicide todya.

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suicide squeeze

Crapping out a very large terd

Uhh man uhh its a suicide squeeze

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murder/suicide

The act of killing a person (or people) and then killing yourself. A common variant of it is "Condom/Spermicide". Although it is commonly used on totse, murder/suicide didn't originate there.

"It's the last day of school today, what should I do?"
"murder/suicide"

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suicide by cop

Severely pissing off a police officer, who is already in a pissed off mood! Resulting in the cop killing that person's ass!

Cop; Rodney King, step out of the car, and put your hands on the roof!

Rodney; HELL NO!!!!!!!!!

Cop; DO IT NOW!!!!!!

Rodney; F--- YOU! Reaches for his gun in the passenger seat, and aims it at the Cop.

Cop; Kills Rodney with his own gun. After beating him with his Johnny-stick.

Rodney King unknowingly committed suicide by cop. When he pissed off that cop.

Also known to him by suicide by LAPD.

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Oral Suicide

1. The act of swiftly and deftly destroying any possibility of a future relationship with words that have fallen out of ones' mouth. This generally occurs when a massive disconnect occurs between your brain and your mouth.

Look at the way she is looking at him - whatever he said to her must have been oral suicide.

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Suicide Knob

The tearful journey back home on a boat, after your girlfriend/wife leaves you. This makes you want to kill yourself.

“Bro, Natalia just left me, I want to kill myself.” “Let go of the suicide knob dude.”

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