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A rare and debilitating condition where the person suffering from it realises that there is more to life than constant, non stop meaningless mind numbing socialisation and will often find interest and obsession in more intriguing and fascinating things and do things that actually matter.
Horrifying!
The world needs more people with Asperger's Syndrome
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The often all to occuring condition that afflicts most young men. This is a sympton of the condition known as "Relationships". Your once best friend who you were in constant contact with will defect to another person, more than likely a woman. What once was regular catch up's for beer and football turn into only failry common email's and text message. The condition can descend into Married Man Syndrome if not treated early by removal of the original protaganist (the relationship). It is important to note that the person afflicted with this syndrome will get defensive and try to protect the syndrome with the best of thier ability. Removal should be excercised with extreme caution, as it can lead to massive depression bout's, contracting AIDS from hookers, and possibly suicide. For effective medications see Chainsaw, Katana, Twin's and Adultery
"Man, Sharky's new b!tch is really pissing me off, he's getting the Whippedman Syndrome bad."
"Yeah, I feel you, I just hope it doesn't turn into Married Man Syndrome"
"Fo Shiz."
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an affliction characterized by the subjects lack of ability to get action from girls
Hey, guys! How do you meet girls? I must have Gene Syndrome.
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When a drummer loves drumming so much, that he/she will tap on anything whenever and wherever he/she can. Drummer's who suffer from this often use their fingers to tap on inanimate objects - such as chairs, desks, and car seats - or in severe cases of boredom - other people. Friends and teachers are the people most affected by this unfortunate syndrome, due to it's constant intrusion into activities, and due to the fact that the tapping can be hideously, dreadfully, disturbingly, remarkably, and intensely annoying.
1. Dude, stop having Drummer's Syndrome and drumming on the desk. This is history class, not a concert.
2. Matt, if you don't stop having Drummer's Syndrome, I will glue your hands and feet to the table.
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An overweight girl with a heavy top and skinny legs giving her an extreme muffin top
Originating from a dyslexic friend, taking the first initials from the name of the original "BH" and accidentally switching the letters around.
Laura: "Dude, did you see that chick? Her legs were skinnier than her top"
Maddie: "She's got the HB Syndrome ."
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a puny guy who works out a couple times and suddenly thinks he's a hardass, and thinks he can keep up with the big dogs, and that he's invincible. Synonyms - small dick complex, badass fever, wannabe Brian Cushing
Look's like that Steve kid has a serious case of hardass syndrome. He's only 120 pounds but thinks he's as strong as a linebacker because he lifts weights two times a week.
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When someone acts extremely awkward around the opposite gender.
"Wow look at that guy... he totally has Washi Syndrome around that chick..."
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