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John Egbert, the first character introduced in homestuck, is a 13 year old male with the birthday 4/13. Also known as John Egderp, DORK, FUKING EGBERT, Joooooooohn, and rING THIEF
"Hey look it's fucking John Egbert"
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verb.
1. Used in and around the NY Rave scene.
To get out of a situation,
To get INTO a situation,
Overall to preform a task believed to be great, awesome, or all around epic.
2. Used by strangers to name drop in an attempt to get into a party.
John Doe: "Man the party is SOLD out"
Jane Doe: "That sucks I John Haxx'd my way onto the list"
John Doe: "I don't know how you do it"
Raver 1: "How did you get away last night?! EVERYONE got arrested!"
Raver 2: "They tried to arrest me but I John Haxx'd my way out of it"
And when being used to name drop...
Bouncer 1: "Sorry Sold out, gotta go"
Random Raver: "I'm with John Haxx though!"
Bouncer: "Oh Alright never mind come on in"
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A over weight gym teacher that chokes out children for his own amusement.
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John Pork is one of the most violent criminals to ever exist. his danger to society has lead him to be imprisoned for the remainder of his life, he has been in pen for 100+ years - his immense strength, girth and tonnage has meant that he supposedly will live forever. Him and his accomplice "Holly Vickers" can be found in the popular video game devour (Holly on farm house and John on the town).
"bro, i had a nightmare last night, about John Pork"
"I've heard he's in jail for the brutal murder of several orphans and is now trying to summon Azazael"
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A figure of blame. If something has gone wrong, it invariably is John Kett's fault.
A John Kett can also be someone who enjoys drinking normal drinks, but whilst on fire. See - Flaming pint.
I can't believe the Conservatives are reducing Child Allowance - I know, I blame John Kett.
"My God! That man's pint of lager is on fire!"
"I know, he's doing a John Kett."
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(the sex god of all sex gods), John O'Callaghan is an Arizona native and is the lead singer of indie-rock band, The Maine.
A.K.A John Ohhh
Laura: I saw The Maine last night and they were amazing.
Grace: Wait did you see John O'Callaghan?
Laura: Yeah I got a picture too
*Laura pulls out phone and shows picture*
*Both girls fall over*
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuuuhhhhh! Whaaaaaaatttttttttt? Okkkkaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaayyyyyyuuuuuuuhhhh! Whhhhhaaaaattttttt? Okkkkaaaayyyy!"
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