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Retarded racist rednecks from Fayette County, PA who say the dumbest stuff imaginable.
Fayette County Dumbass: "There's only 18 white guys on the Steelers, the rest are jiggy-boos."
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noun. a men's hairstyle, long in the back short up top
You cant walk down Lane Avenue in the winter without a duval county neckwarmer.
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Located on the southern tip of Maryland, this county has been deemed the birthplace of "religious freedom" (which is really just a nice way of saying that as long as you were Christian during the time of the colonists you were okay, but by law you could still be murdered if you were an atheist, a buddhist, or of any other faith). Colonists first settled on what is now known as St. Clement's Island in 1634, where the country's first Catholic mass was said.
This county boasts a highly educated population, but also is home to some of the most rampant development in the state, not to mention some of the worst drivers in the world.
Once revered for being a small rural community, this place is currently trading in its country roots for more crab shacks, crack houses and strip malls.
85% of the area's jobs come from the Patuxent River Naval Air Station located near Lexington Park, Maryland, which means if you aren't an engineer or a soldier, your chances of finding a decent, well-paying job are very slim.
The area is also known for its obsession with greasy oyster stew and steamed crabs, its outrageous taxes, its overly high rent prices, it's inbred native population, and its complete lack of art or entertainment options for residents.
I've been trying to get out of St. Mary's County since I got here.
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1) Where all the kids who don't go to college on dady's money go.
2) Community college where kids get their start, then transfer over to another school after two years.
Kid A- Hey, did you hear that awesome radio show?
Kid B- Of yeah, from Camden County College. That was great.
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I can’t wait to date Stefani, I heard she will let you take her down County Road 409.
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This occurs when you cum in a girls mouth and then tea-bag her, while your balls are in her mouth she has to gurgle the cum.
That lucky girl! She got a Garett county Gurgler!
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A total cesspool full of idiots that fight each other over nothing, heroin addicts, a shitload of liberals despite having a handfull of rednecks in every town. Tons of illegal immigrants and drunks. No jobs anywhere whatsoever and insanely high rent. Do not go here you will never get out.
Jim: Hey joe do you wanna move into cape may county?
Joe: FUCK NO. My buddy moved there ended up homeless and jobless, got hooked on heroin and od’d in the walmart bathroom.
Jim: yeah me either i got robbed every time i went outside.
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