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Mario is a person who can charm any girl he wants with a "wink". He doesn't have to be sexy to get women
Hey, amigo you remind me of mario cavazos
If you have a friend named Mario, you will have to do what he says for 1 day (Note: if he doesn't, he has to change his name to whatever Mario wants)
Mario: Hi diego, its mario day
Diego: Yes
Mario: i want pizza :D
Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.
Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.
A demon form of the regular Mario responsible for slaughtering Mars. His body is made of ice and is known for killing minorities.
"Holy shit Ice Mario just mutilated some Croatians"
My secret weapon…
I will hit freewifim8 with my super Mario bros movie poster
Lilian and Marios is the best couple. They want each other and they are twin flames. Marios wants Lilian af so he does anything for her. Lilian need mario in her life more than everything. They will be together forever<333333
-OMG THEY ARE THE BEST COUPLE
-ikr it’s because they are Lilian and Marios
Person 1: Hey, are you a pick up artist?
Person 2: Uhh...yeah.
Person 1: Good...I will call you Mario López Estrada.