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verb; to masturbate, there are a billion other ways to say this, some of the more creative ones:
dick it
hand fuck
prioritize
etc.
Girl 1: Oh my god! I hooked up with Jerry!!!
Girl 2: Ewww, i heard he used to hit the hammer like three times a day
A wooden hammer invented by Al Gore in the mid 1800s (shortly after inventing the internet), and intended for crushing moon rocks to release their telekinetic crystals. The hammer is identified by a megaphonesque shaped head and bulbous handle, and made completely out of White Pine, which is impervious to the moon rocks' forcefield. While Al Gore never was able to conclusively prove that the hammer functioned as intended, he has long used it to "bust cabinet members balls," and claims it is the original Gavel of Justice.
Don't make me break out my Moon Hammer.
The act or acts of punishing a young Romanian prostitute with fierce hammering blows to the groin. Usually perpetrated by a young white male tourist featuring a prominent bald spot.
The Romanian hammer Amsterdam 2006
A very large penis; one that is greater than 7" long.
Ron Jeremy has a crotch hammer!
a massive shit, of the type that makes a loud banging noise when it pinches off and hits the bottom of the bowl
Oh god... no more venison steaks. I just dropped a fuckin' hammer handle!
When the Democrats pound you from behind for the Chinese government
After the election Michael grabbed his ankles as he prepared to get hammered and sickled.
Nick named used for your man when he WORKS HARD
A man that works hard for his family but works even harder when he's making love to his woman..
Knick name used when your man is glued to his video game after a hard days work...
Knick name used when
ITS MR. NAAAASTY TIME!!!
I want to play with
BLACK HAMMER tonight baby!