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The art of dropping a deuce inconspicuously in public places
"Despite it being being Black Friday, Tom was phantom pooping in the potted plant at the local shopping centre"
When you feel a vibration in your pants pocket, howevever you don't have your phone in the pocket.
Hey man! My phone just vibrated. I probably got a text from my girlfriend.
Oh snap. It was just a phantom vibration. I totally forgot my phone is charging in my bedroom.
This occurs when your preferred DNS server stops responding, or is no longer available, presumably due to your router.
When you already have a connection with another server/computer during this event, it is called "phantom internet", or internet remaining that might soon fade away due to packet loss or new requests, since new requests (usually) attempt to resolve a hostname from the unavailable DNS. Similar to phantom pain.
Person 1: My internet had an outage last night.
Person 2: Ah, that sucks.
Person 1: Luckily I had some phantom internet to finish my ongoing match!
This is a van that contain a minimum of 3 sheeps, they have to be called Marcus, Tage and Joakim.
This is a van that memes about themself all the time because they do alot of stupid stuff.
They are proud of having intercourse with one women one time, then they get cocky.
Atleast one member in the van need so belive that he gets laid just because of the phantom effect, he has to belive its real. It has to be one of the sheeps.
"OMG how are you so phantom 2018? - its the phantom effect"
when you wear a Blackberry or cell phone with a belt clip, and you think you feel it buzzing, even though you are not actually wearing it at the moment.
Cubical worker 1: "Hold on, I bet this is Sarah..."
Cubical worker 2: "Dude, you're not even wearing your Blackberry!"
Cubical worker 1: *sigh* "Phantom hip buzz."
A brain damage that makes belive that you get laid because you are in a group of people that drives around in a car an listens to brainless music.
"OMG i got laid!!! - it must be the phantom effect"
When you lose your butthole or it falls off and you forget that you don’t have a butthole anymore and try to poop but nothing happens.
I went to take a poop and forgot I have phantom butthole.