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The lingering feeling of needing to piss after you’ve held it for so long and then finally pissed.
“I think I need to pee again”
“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”
a feeling like you are just adout to piss but cant. Typically after sex.
I busted a nut and like 2 minutes later I had a Phantom piss
It's a fever dream without a fever dream. It's when you wake up sweating and everything but you didn't have a dream, although you could've sworn you just had a fever dream.
Guy 1: "Yeah but I'm sick and I woke up at 1AM today."
Guy 2: "Did you have a fever dream?"
Guy 1: "No, but I had a Phantom Fever Dream."
When you take a fat shit and then wipe but there's not a single trace of crap on the toilet paper.
Yo chabester, I just had the best phantom poo of my life!
When a man in a sitting position farts and it travels forward tickling the taint and balls on its quest for freedom
Dude I got phantom fingered at the movies last night
when you say you love someone like a brother or sister but still want to fuck them
sometimes i start to feel phantom incest when hanging out with my best friend for multiple hours
When you lose your butthole or it falls off and you forget that you don’t have a butthole anymore and try to poop but nothing happens.
I went to take a poop and forgot I have phantom butthole.