A joke that your significant other wouldn’t understand.
I can’t believe Jen doesn’t understand Sen Ten Tor?
When you jack off in a commercial aircraft while it is still on the ground
Person 1: Bro, I just joined the Ten-Foot High Club!
Person 2: No way bro, that's awesome!
The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.
(end of joke)...to get to the other side!
(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay
When someone says something dirty/clever/witty or does something cool
Person 1: Bro I just realized..If air is clear to us..does that mean water is clear to fish??
Person 2: TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!
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To realize that you have been tricked and these are not actually real. This was all a waste of time.
I can’t believe that I actually believed ten column proofs are real!
the phrase “off the good tens” refers to the commonly known illicit drug; Percocet or “Percs”. the ten refers to the dosage, as 10mg is the most potent and highest dosage.
“Damn, this shit hittin’, I’m really off the good tens!”