aircraft

Any device that flies. An airplane is an example of an aircraft, as are helicopters, dirigibles, gliders and balloons.

Every aircraft needs an aviator or pilot to fly it.

"That Cessna is one fine looking hunk of aircraft!"

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aircraft

Someone's nose, usually a large or ungainly one.

"God, look at the size of his aircraft! He'll have someone's eye out!"

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aircraft blonde

Most commercial aircraft have a "black box" flight recorder. An aircraft blonde therefore refers to any blonde woman who has a black box - ie dark pubic hair.

Apparently Niki's new bird is an aircraft blonde...

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aircraft sexual

A term for someone who feels affection for Aircraft. Often an attraction to the beauty and design of a plane or helicopter, but can also refer to love for the history, freedom, security, or agility of the aircraft. Also typified by those who feel joy in being able to see and admire the beauty of these beastly creations either for free from the internet or at a variable price to see them up close and personal.

Aircraft sexuals, like many alternative lifestyle groups, have been ruthlessly attacked by hate-filled bigots.

Fearing violence and protests, most aircraft sexuals are forced to hide their biological affection from vocal and violent prejudice. Aircraft sexuals are frequently hidden from the world as they are discriminated by many and all, this is an unfair standard that we live in.

Hey, want to see these awesome pictures i found of an F-16 Fighting Falcon? Its a beauty

Are you an aircraft sexual, too? Do you want to go to an air show some time?

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Aircraft dope

Aircraft dope is a substance painted onto fabric-covered aircraft to tauten the skin. Airplane glue was to be applied only in well-ventilated areas. Breathing the fumes made people dopey acting stupid, foolish, and clumsy.

The term dope is generally used today to refer to anything that gets people high either pharmaceuticals or the evening news.

Dopers may appear stupefied, confused, muddled, befuddled, disorientated, groggy, or muzzy.

Yup, it’s the very same aircraft dope Uncle Sam used on the cloth surfaces of his biplanes in the Great War.

Aircraft dope shrinks cotton and linen fabric and provides a watertight seal.

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Aircraft Carrier

When you put tons of massage or baby oil onto a girls back, and then run and jump on her back. While sliding across her oiled up backside, the goal is to throw your boner down between her cheeks and try to stop yourself, similar to the way planes land on a aircraft carrier.

"After watching Top Gun last night, I broke out the baby oil and executed a perfect aircraft carrier, poor girl wont walk for a week."

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aircraft carriers

Unusually large feet; usually of size 13 or up for men.

Of course they don't have shoes in your size. You've got aircraft carriers at the ends of your legs.

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