toe fungus

code name for girls who smell as good as they look

That freshman is just like toe fungus.

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Brown Toe

Having a bowel movement while taking a shower and then using one big toe(s) to try to smash it up so the fecal matter washes down the drain.

I gave myself a brown toe today in the shower after I couldn't make it to the toilet.

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toe crack

the space between your toes

Damn, Nikky... you got a lot of cheese in your toe crack.

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camle toe

When a woman is wearing pants that are too tight for her, there for causing her vagina to be printed on her pants

Danmm that girl has a biggo camle toe

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jesus toe

Ya know that toe next to your big toe? I'm gonna call it an Index toe....... a "Jesus toe" is when your Index toe is longer than your Big toe.

Angelique: "Yeah! thats called a Jesus toe!"
Tricia: "You can shut the hell up."

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Hammer Toes

Hamma(er) Toes are any toes that look like tiny hammers. An ugly (juxtaposed to pretty) foot/feet.

Man Joe, that broad got Hammer Toes - I had to leave her crib G.

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toe job

when a girl fucks a guy with her camle toe only.

she slid her pussy lips on my cock til' I blew!

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