A judgemental, self righteous vegan who looks down on other vegans and tells them they arnt doing enough. It is impossible for a millitant vegan to mind their own business. They can often be found with a stick up their anus!
Oh I just had the most amazing and understanding conversation with a millitant vegan...... said no vegan EVER!
When two people that love each other very much get a long tree branch and stick it up each others ass holes. Then the man of the relationships kills himself.
Give me a Vegan Wormhole daddy
the state of being single, but telling an interested woman that you have a girlfriend. this will incite the forbidden sexual thrill and spontaneity of the real thing, but does not actually involve hiding information from someone, hence the "vegan".
"What do you mean Sarah's really your cousin?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"
Whilst tossing a vegan males salad he tittyfucks his female partner.
Me and Tolliver did a sick ass vegan tit for tat on the autumnal equinox!
Someone who dresses and acts like a cowboy, but does not exploit or use animals for any purpose and is anti-speciesist. (Ex: no bull riding, horse riding, consuming animal products, etc) Vegan cowboys are also mainly homosexual and Mexican, so instead of riding horses, they ride each other.
Yes I am a cowboy, just because I don’t ride horses does not mean I am any less. I’m just a vegan cowboy.
A Vegan with occasional transgressions such as occasionally eating eggs or fish or other things a pure Vegan would not eat.
In order to have a healthy diet I decided to become a trans vegan who is vegan most of the time but occasionally such as once in a month I may eat eggs, fish or even chicken