A water wanker is one of those annoying people who uses very frequent breaks for water (and making everyone else wait) as an excuse to avoid/have time to recover because they can't hack a pace of a game/sport/workout.
Can we just play this game please?
No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!
My dad left me some hairy water this morning and I had to clean it up.
An unknown material only owned by Mario, he flexes about it on his rap battle against Sonic as shown in the documentary: Mario vs Sonic - Cartoon Rap Battles made by Calobi Productions and in the phrase "wrist waters on my neck, Sega is a wreck" you can see Mario is showing his dominance
Mario: "Wrist Waters on my neck, Sega is a wreck"
The Crowd: Holy shit that was a great roast
When your name is Angel and you carry vodka in a water bottle in your purse. Then it becomes "Angel Water."
She was sipping her Angel Water as the night went on.
Prior appropriation water rights is the legal doctrine that the first person to take a quantity of water from a water source for "beneficial use"—agricultural, industrial or household —has the right to continue to use that quantity of water for that purpose.
what the heck is water rights?
When you nut and it’s so clear that it looks like aquafina spring water. If you water nut in someone, it is impossible for pregnancy to occur.
“Did you just nut in me?”
“Nah, I water nutted so we’re good”
person 1: look out! a vampire!
person 2: its ok, i have holy water.