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A disease/disorder/stupidness/faggotry that causes a person to automatically type youtube.com automatically as they open their internet browser.
This disease is usually obtained by watching too much porn from a Youtuber named Fred, who is very innocent and wants nothing more than to come to your kids' house at night and play with them
Cures: There is no known cure for Youtube Syndrome, but a brilliant scientist by the name of Ms. South Carolina, deduced a way to deal with this deadly and life threatening disease.
1. Get someone to tie you to a chair with 5 rolls of duct tape, I repeat 5 rolls or else it won't hold you down
2. Place you and chair in front of computer
3. Open up the web browser (Right here is where you need to be careful, as numerous reports indicate excessive seizures, violence 10 biting related deaths have been reported and masturbation
4. Hold down his fingers from typing on the keyboard (they will probably have escaped from the duct tape already)(preferably with a knife because it works so well)
5. Watch him scream and agonize in pain from not getting to go to youtube.com
6. Repeat steps 1-5 for 2 years (or until the patient doesnt have hands left -_-)
Number of PPL dead from this disease: 2 tril / 0 X 1 mil
please, dont be another victim (also see stupidity)
Person 1: Awww, did you hear about Bill?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: It's so sad, everytime he tries to google something, it just goes to Youtube
Person 2: Oh My God, he has Youtube Syndrome! We need to quarantine him
Bill: BITCH DATS A MISTAKE!
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someone who is addicted to youtube. they will be on it everyday checking out new videos. they don't go out much "incase someone post a new video" usually watches weird stuff
sometimes confused with computer junkie. but if they continue they may become one
friend- hey do ya wanna go to the movies with the crew?
youtube junkie- can't (stares in screen)
friend- why?
youtube junkie- this dude just posted this cool video
friend- you are such a youtube junkie
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Infinitely looping a YouTube video. Usually done to music videos.
You can use a site such as, infiniteyoutube.com to create a 'youtube loop'.
Oh man, I've been listening to this youtube loop all day.
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A troll who, despite lack of insight or knowledge of martial arts, will go onto videos and insert asinine comments. These comments could be blatantly bashing the martial artist who submitted/had a part in the video, giving condescending "advice" about the martial art, or just bragging about how good they are. These people are usually either self-absorbed "martial artists", people who get their "knowledge" from other internet sources, or a TV show/book, or people who are so narrow-minded in their belief of a myth that they will do anything to "defend" it.
On a Human Weapon video about Krav Maga:
Idiot comments: "See how anο»Ώ expert in Krav Magoo is destroyed by a peasant woman. (link to some misleading video that instantly destroys credibility)
You want to learn a "real" art? Learn Sambo, bjj, muay thai, join your Greco Roman wrestling club. Krav magoo is the style of Mr. Magoo and sadly, jooish marketing gimmic to separate you from your cash while teaching you worthless "techniques."", and two other comments just like this one.
Reasonable visitor/true martial artist replies: "Wow, what a YouTube sensei..."
On an aikido student's YouTube page, YouTube sensei comments: "Aikido sucks!"
Aikido student replies: "I don't have time for YouTube senseis like you..."
On a video about a zero-inch punch, trolls gather and give obnoxious comments containing comments like the following: "I could do a -1 inch punch!"; "You are just trying to one-up Bruce Lee, and failing!"; and "insert condescending statement here"
Martial artist replies: "You YouTube senseis need to get a life! Are you all such noobs at life, that you have to turn on your computers for hours on end and troll on videos like mine, instead of training like the martial artists you bozos say you are!? You make me sick. If you think my video is so bad, why don't you submit one of YOU busting your ass training? Or are you too much of a pussy keyboard warrior to do so? One more obnoxious comment and you will get INSTANTLY banned!"
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It is something like cocomelon.
Oh did you saw the video on orange YouTube?
-yes it was fun
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The phrase "YouTube Money!", coined by YouTuber "lolitsthad" or Thaddeus Peuterschmidt, is exclaimed to describe something cool or of extreme awesomeness.
Guy 1 - "Yo dude, i just had a threesome"
Guy 2 - "YouTube money!!"
Guy - "Breakfast for dinner? YouTube monehh!!"
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A YouTube Poop, or YTP, is a mix of media (most commonly video) to generate a video that either stuns, annoys, or entertains its audience. Contrary to popular belief, YTP is not limited to Zelda and Mario cartoons, Over 9000, or Sonic cartoons, but it can be a mix of anything; material is unlimited.
The definition of YouTube Poop and the style is always being altered, and viewers of it have different reactions. To some, YTP is an art, and to others, it is worthless and pointless, with no reason to exist.
The first YouTube Poop, "I'D SAY HE'S HOT ON OUR TAIL" by SuperYoshi, was created in 2004, using Super Mario Bros. 3, and since then, YTP has evolved into a community of more than 200 poopers.
Founders of YouTube Poop:
SuperYoshi
1upclock
Tetsuo9999
JingWu
KingNecroPope
Yaminomalex
RetroJape
DukeOfFortuneMan
Examples of renowned poops:
"I'D SAY HE'S HOT ON OUR TAIL"
"Robotnik's Sexy Suspender Striptease"
"ROBOTNIK WANTS KFC"
"Chain Poop"
"Poopers Unite!"
Examples of renowned poopers:
conradslater
Deepercutt
SuperYoshi
Stegblob
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