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long headed

someone who either

a) has a long head
b) you want to insult and don’t have anything to insult them with

Jessica: your such a long headed idiot
Megan: •_•

by um....yeh October 3, 2019


Bossell Head

When the hair on the sides of your head is longer than the hair on top of your head. U-shaped, top of the head baldness, typically observed in older white males.

Lacey: Damn Sarah, I thought that dude had a full head of hair but he had a side cut bossell head.

Sarah: Yeah bossell heads only have hair on the sides lol.

by DonaldTrumpIsAPenisBreath February 13, 2021


Head Roll

One who has a very circular head, in the shape of a roll, that may lead to them being referred as “Head Roll”

Guy1: Yo he got a round ass head

Guy2: Yeah Nigga look like a head roll fr

by BbarbAJ751 April 21, 2024


SMH my head

When a person doesn’t know what SMH stands for and wants to sound like they understand abbreviations

SMH my head

by Expert proven October 31, 2023


Hanna Head

An obnoxiously fat fuck of a head that closely resembles a fall guys bean. This runs in the Hanna family and has been passed down for generations.

“Here comes jack Hanna, fuck me size of yat Hanna head

by DrumanessKnowledge December 22, 2023


Crumply head

Derisive “Proud-boy” slang for Mexicans, Jewish men, and African-American (non-white) hairstyles. The term originated after Colin Kaepernicks decision to kneel during the national anthem in an National Football League (NFL) game. This decision was met with a lot of pushback from the “alt-right” and southern Christian community, and promptly spawned the term “crumbly head”, used to diminish his hairstyle and general demeanor. Since then, it has been to used to negatively describe any non-white hairstyles and has a general racially insulting undertone.

Term used to derisively to describe non-white hairstyles:

“Oh Bubba! Did you see what that crumply head did on the field the other day? Gosh dangit I love my country, and I don’t know if can will watch another down if this game Iove so much. But I’ll sure as hell bet on it!”

by UrbanWarrior22 October 6, 2022


Exotic Head

A pleasurable blowjob whilst in the Maldives.

Ill give you some exotic head if you don't shut up!

by pinolas January 3, 2023