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His cock is sooo sexy your cock is fucking nothing to it. His cock is soooo big that when he fucks marigold she has it coming out her mouth.
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So you like my dick? It’s… nothing much.
Oh… my… how did you get it.
It’s my ‘special Midas’ big sexy cock’.
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The white, sperm containing liquid ejected from a mans penis during ejaculation.
Morris looked deep into Karen's good eye whilst his overweight body jerked and writhed, pounding his tummy banana deep into her lady cave. Just at that moment, Morris's eyes rolled back into his chubby skull as he pumped his salty vanilla cock-vomit deep inside her. Giving rise to yet another unwed wee little bastard.
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More modern name for my moms vacuum cleaner
I love using my super mega cock suckinator 2000
When an ulta computer geek is relaxing at his/her house chatting with his/her online friends...his/her only friends
GothChick7896: "Hey DragonballZManic5657, whacha doin?
DragonballZManic5657: "Nothin much GothChick7896, just Spockin out with my cock out."
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Why don't you suck my cock on blackpool rock!
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Dude who gets psycho stoned and/or drunk, thinks he's a rock star, and acts like an assclown.
Adan was wasted at the IU game and said, "I'm gonna rock out with my cock out" before he fondled his friends' wives and urinated in their cars.
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One of the greatest sayings ever. Also see Hang out with ya wang out
I'm gonna hang out with my wang out and Rock out with my cock out.
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