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When you procede to cut a hole in a 2x2 cardboard box, place hole over your ladies face and poop in the box. remove anus, tape box closed, and let the lady wallow in the stench.
Evan: Hey, did you and her do anything fun?
Emily: fuck yeah. I gave her the hot box sex of her life.
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loser; freak of nature; has one of the smallest dicks seen to man kind; not a sex god, but a sex dud; a candy bar
Guys seem to pick Heath to eat as a snack and after they enjoy to lick the Heath off their fingers.
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To take a PVC pipe and stick it up someone's anus, and then thread barbed wire through it and pull the PVC pipe out.
Down in Del Rio, when gang members are bored they find a drunk person and have Mexican gang sex. Unfortunate victims are usually found by the Police in the morning, dumped over the border.
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Sex is to achieve sexual gratification.
Love is to achieve an intimate bond, trust and loyalty.
It's hard for some people to understand the concept of sex vs love.
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Breast Break Sex is when a sexual partner intentionally looks to break the breasts implants of their partner. The implants never even come close to being broken, but it gives some guys a weird type of motivation to be at their best in bed. Some woman are into this type of rough sex and foreplay.
I don't know man. This girl was so hot I just wanted to have Breast Break Sex with her! I kept smashing her fake boobs together, and that made her even hornier! It was crazy!
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when a snake is all alone and lonely and excited he enters a cave. while in the cave he is warm and more excited to he shoots out little snakes everywhere. then the snake comes out. and after about 9 long agonising months all the little snakes come out.
they not only had sex they had sex, conception & pregnancy.
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it is when you shove pussy in pussy
girl 1: HEY GIRL!! come over here!
girl 2: ok?
girl 1: come to my house later
girl 2: sure
******they meet at her house******
girl 1: girl your the hottest women of my dreams
girl 2: oh really? you are too!
girl 1: sex?
girl 2: YESSSSSSSSS! I WILL NOT WAIT ANY MORE
girl 1 takes the girl's 2 clothes off and then the other way around.
then girl 2 jumps on girl 1 and licks her pussy until her pussy is wet and rubbed her pussy all over her pussy.(there having gay sex) and girl 1 plays with girl 2 titties until they both fall asleep. the next day girl 1 pretends to be kidnapped by girl 2 and girl 2 ties down girl 1 and rip off her cloths and then takes off her cloth's and have sex all over again. then the next day they switch positions. if you are wondering if their parents know about this. they do and did the same thing that they did so they do not care.
*************************************i hope you liked my gay sex story ;)****************************************************
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