A party where you have a ton of sex and murder people
I cant wait to get killed at the sex murder party
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Having oral sex with a dead rat by cutting its mouth wider and ripping its teeth out, and crushing its organs with your penis
I had the most amazing dead rat sex last night
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When you getting fucking in the booty hole because horses don't have pussys and you get in the position of a horse and you start fucking till your booty hole as big as the horse then you do to the mouth and you make the mouth hole so big that you can fit the horse from your butthole through your mouth
"Bro she's drunk imma try horse back sex with her"
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National sex day 22nd may
Where everyone should perform intercourse on this day
Fwb today is national sex day ;)
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May 11th is the day of sex. Itβs a nationwide holiday to celebrate all forms of sex between the male and female genders.
It is national sex day, go crazy.
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On the 14 of October you can finally freely have sex with a goat!
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Dude. Go do something else than read this. Go play outside or touch grass, do something productive. Get this stuff off your horny mind.
Person 1: Hell yeah, I'm gonna go read an erotica/sex story!
Person 2: Go touch some grass, dude.
Person 1: Oh...okay.
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