The Hot Girls Club is a secret organization of all the hot girls you know. It is unknown how deep the club goes, but chances are if you know a hot girl they are involved with other hot girls and they are intertwined with knowledge of other guys, gossip, and current events.
"Ralph, Jessica is so cute! I saw her hanging out with Andrea at the watchtower the other day."
"Of course she's hanging out with Andrea. They're both hot, they're part of the hot girls club."
see also "Alice" in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
Mikaela Banes is Hot, but Alice is Dirty Hot
Getting cock blocked by a person named Matt while already having sex in a jacuzzi
Matt: Hey this is my room!
Max: Matt, go to bed.
Matt: STOP HAVING SEX IN MY BATHTUB.
Karen: Well fuck if this isn’t worse than hot Malört.
When you are showering with your partner the morning after a night of drinking hazelnut latte beer, and you rip ass and lock the door.
James was fucked up last night on fancy hazelnut latte beers . He and his wife were in the shower the next morning when felt hot and dirty. He locked the door and proceeded to shart the most foul of demons from his arse.
Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.
- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
When one digs inside of their anus with their whole fist to retrieve the feces, and shoves it in their mouth.
“My hamster got lost”
“The one that keeps hot-pocketing?”
The sexual act of inserting a hot pocket into one’s anus and having a sexual partner eat the hot pocket, causing the molten liquid from said hot pocket to ooze deeper into the anal cavity. The best flavors to use are chicken, broccoli, & cheddar as well as the classic pepperoni pizza flavor.
“I think that Tony and I have taken it to the next level in our relationship! He agreed to let me try Hot-Pocketing him!”