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baby metroid

the saddest event that ever happened to the metroid games

someone: hey who the f is the baby metroid

me: already preping my 6h long story on it.

by stormamericaaran11 February 4, 2024


Baby Woman

A little girl represented, considered and/or treated how one might otherwise have only treated a full grown woman.

At the child beauty pageant, she saw another magnificent baby woman.

by ApricotFields July 12, 2021


Baby-Ditching

Ditching school to babysit

MC will be baby-ditching school tomorrow.

by DixieLola October 31, 2019


Chinese baby day

The anniversary of the date on which a Chinese child was adopted by an overseas family

Please join our family next Thursday in celebration of Emma's Chinese baby day

by coolsimplelife May 18, 2021


Baby obliteraters

A person(most likely a femanist) who crys like a bitch over abortion getting banned.

Baby obliteraters are too stupid to realize only a fraction of the people who support abortion actually have a good reason for it.

by Gabe the eater of a bread July 1, 2022


Operation Half White Baby

A type of white fever where they want a sperm donor who will not charge them and actually pay for their stuff as part of a romance scam before dumping him later. A half-white kid is a status symbol in some places and then they can casually discard the man once they've made the baby or babies. They prefer men who would never donate their seed for quality reasons, a type of spermjacking and sexual fraud. The flip and bounce abroad or Back Home with the baby. He never sees it again or if they're forced to stay for legal reasons, she will raise it to hate him as an oppressor or something.

"Did you hear what happened to Jack? His new Thai wife ran off with his son, turns out she never really wanted him it was an Operation Half White Baby situation. She's showing off the kid on social media and acting like he never existed."

by paint88 June 30, 2024


Baby breakup

Two 6 year olds breaking up because of a misunderstanding caused by a barbie comb.

That was a baby breakup

by #1bleh February 12, 2017