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This abomination is an individual who has three arms. With its extremely devious sex fetishes, the Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker is not something you see every day. You wouldn't want to see one anyways, unless your gay or a chick. The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker uses three arms at a time on a mans genitalia. He simultaneously juggles the balls of its victim while stroking its cock with its rough, leathery palms. Victims often suffer extreme cases of PTSD, or Post-traumatic Stress Disorder, and must be sent in for psycho evaluation.
The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker jumped on its victim and juggled his balls so hard, they wrapped around his cock and got punched with every stroke of the monsters mighty fist upon his cock. This man required amputation of cock and balls, and extreme psycho treatment. His friends and family say he was never the same man again.
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go kill yourself you big fat green machine horse cock
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At my boys house we rocked out with our cocks out as the ladies came into his room
David: Yo the chicks are coming...rock out with your cock out!
Frankie and Brandon: WHAT!?!? OK! (rocking out with their cocks out for the ladies)
derived from the hebrews.
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A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."
"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."
"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"
"I'll make sure of it dog!"
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when u want karl jacobs’ cock in ur mouth
please karl jacobs cock in my mouth
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A disgusting type of underpant when worn upon a young man that could be characterised by their seamy beige colour and (in most cases) exceedingly optimistic pocket for storing manhood snugly. They sit low on the hips and are in much the same fashion as a short, and are unfortunately very prone to showing the slightest skidmark, nay the barest touching of cloth by the turtle's head, in glaring, nauseating contrast.
Men who favour the y-front cock pocket jock rocket, are likely to be of the dopey gurning toothpick calibre, and in nearly all cases may also be placed in the try-hard pigeonhole.
That doopyloopy fucking stayed the night at my house, and jocked it in my bed next to me wearing nothing but his horrible y-front cock pocket jock rockets!
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ay yo want to cock fuck DIcking Suckins suck Dick bro?