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Can't fap to boys and girls (Why would you even fap to guy lmfao) You cant fap to hentai either.
Survive this challenges boys. Goodluck. You'll need it.
Dude I just had the greatest fap bro.
Oh my goodness, you just failed No Fap February
A period of time one goes without sexual pleasure.
“How long has your fap gap been going on?”
“Oh about two years now...”
Streaking into a cemetery, jerking off behind a tombstone, and getting the fuck out of dodge. (Side note: you can't get caught)
Cemetery gate is under construction bro let's go tomb fapping!
When something is presented for non-sexual purposes but turns out to be sexy.
Check out this video of a lady talking about bees.
Unexpected fap.
When a person can only masturbate to a piece of media if it has a clear narrative/story line.
Man I can't jack off to this piece of hentai. Wait a minute it has a story line!!! time to start narrative fapping.
the idea of not fapping every friday
Friend: You wanna fap?
Other Friend: No its no fap friday
Biceps thats forms when you fap
Brian:Wow bro why you only have biceps on one arm?
Mike:I have a fap biceps