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A mental girl. Usually obssed with bands like the midnight beast and one direction. has a thing for ashley's and harry's. and likes to youtuble sophie. But she is also the most amazing person in the world, and is definitely right when she calls people half lesbians.
Rolly-Polly: im bisexual
Amber Williams: no, youre half lesbian.
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She's a loving person I personally love her. She's dating Jack Hess, she is about 21 years old she's bestfriends with Zoe Laverne. She loves her fandom.
Someone: Who's amber van pelt?
Me: my idol
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Cool girl that has a fly ride, and can get bitches and weed in less than an hour.
"Hey pimp daddy amber, I gotz to get crunked tonight...can you hook it up?"
when you are fucking a girl and an amber alert comes out right as you cum in her and she shits all over the bed
My girl and I had a dirty amber alert last night. We have to get new sheets now.
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The author and publisher of all things Thereal Chronicles. Songs, poems, monologues, manuscripts, and textbook style educational promos that shout out her favorite topics like mythology, history, theory, ancient aliens, science, pseudoscience, quantum physics, and even her own random tweets about philosophy and karma on TherealChroniclesark.wordpress.com and therealchronicle.us.
Stalker: "Have you stalked Nina Amber Rose on Facebook or Twitter?"
Fan 1: Oh yeah, nina amber rose is a real person with authentic thoughts, ideas, and feelings that are super hilarious on Facebook at NinaAmberRose and whattayaknow, she is the creator of her own destiny! Her name is Nina Howell!
Fan 2. Oh shit! She tweets at TherealArkHive! I think I am in love Nina Amber Rose!
Fan 1: Totally in love!
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Is very beautiful, funny, smart, rebellious, great in bed, a real wild child! Dark complected, goddess! She is very loyal and protective over the people she loves! Only loyal to one man in her life! A wonderful mother to her very beautiful girls! Loves life and loves having fun. Someone you want to spend your time with!
I really love hanging out with Amberely Scott Carver! She is one of a kind!
A government funded alarm clock
*BEEEEEEEEEEE* *BEEEEEEEEEEEP* *BEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Carl: oh goddamit that amber alert noise means jimmy went missing again