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When something doesn’t matter or isn’t worth anything. Or just skyler and Carlos.
Damn, this sword is shitty
Damn he’s super shitty
ABSOLUTELY AMAZING AND ANGELIC AND BEAUTIFUL
Dude, that Variety Show was shitty!
A pair of unsatisfying titties, probably an A or B-cup, or if they sag down to the knees
Fuckboi 1 "Damn i slept with Jessica last night"
Fuckboi 2 "Did she have dem titties"
Fuckboi 1 "More like shitties, they were max a 32-A"
This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.
Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!
Guy 1: " Yeah, I gave her a Shitty Surprise last night"
Guy 2: "I did it the other week with my ex"
A sex act where the male takes a dump on a girl's boobs and then proceeds to fuck her tits, using said faecal matter as lubricant.
Why did he dump me? Icedocking, wolfbagging, even shitty titty bang bang, I do everything!
An illegal U-Turn.
Two people driving down the road.
Passenger: "Did we miss it? I think it was back there on the left."
Driver: "That's alright, I'll bang a shitty. Hold on to your butts!"