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1.) getting the problem at hand over with
2.) making a cheese sandwich
1.) The problem is mounting, so we mind as well hit the frog with a hammer.
2.) I am really hungry, so I will go hit the frog with the hammer.
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(Drawing a square on my chest) THis is a frog landing zone buddy. If you feel froggy just leap Mother F***er!
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is a species on the evolutionary chain as the result of a mutant fish and a retarded squirl having butt sex.
A mutant fish that crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands found it nessesary to have butt sex with a retarded squirl to make the "Retard Frog Squirl".
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where a girl is naked and bent over in the leap frog posistion and the dude has his yahoo in her ass and they jump down the sidewalk or the back yard screaming i love ice cream
"Justine and Brian love to do the poopy leap frog in Seligman by the ice cream store"
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the act of stomping on one's testicles with golf, football, or baseball cleets while the said person is lying on the ground, perferably cement.
while john was lying on cement, ben stomped on his testicles with his baseball cleets inducing a columbian bull frog
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frog fart syndrome is when u scream everytime u fart
frog fart syndrome: “*farts* AHHHHHHH *farts again* AHHHHHHH *frog jump* *turns into phrog*”
Two things that contrast each other so strongly they aren't comparable.
"Edibles and Acid are a completely different box of frogs."