5-0

A term the famous rapper "50 Cent" derived his name from to indicate his real crew "the police" not "G-Unit"

That nigga 5-0 is a snitch

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Hi 5

Empty bottles in Hawaii. The state of Hawaii (HI) has a five cent bottle return deposit redeemable at a redemption center.

person 1: "hey why is that guy digging in the rubbish?"
person 2: "he's just collecting Hi 5's"

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May 5

National Hump Day and Slap ass day

Guy: *slaps Girl's ass after he humps her*
Girl: you are lucky it's May 5

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9 to 5

An extremely hot chick who becomes much less so when she begins to talk, revealing the inner workings (or lack thereof) of her pea sized brain. Not a problem for short term satisfaction but greatly reduces any chance of long-term relationships. A 9 to 5 sometimes shows uncanny knowledge in certain areas, such as the names of Brad and Angelina's kids or the price of designer handbags.

Bob: You see that chick I was talking to - she's smoking hot, but . . .
Ed: But what?
Bob: She thought Dick Cheney was a sort of necklace you wear on your pecker.
Ed: Total 9 to 5. You gonna try to bone her anyway?
Bob: Fuck yeah - I'm gonna show her my Dick Cheney!

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PlayStation 5

Its just a fricking Wi-Fi router.
Who the frick designed it has a reserved place in hell.

I have new Wi-Fi router,
its called PlayStation 5.

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2-5

Similiar to 5-0, but they are security guards, rent-a-cops, etc.

Damn 2-5 doesn't even carry a gun.

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5-26

Code term meaning that a girl is easy. 5 being the fifth word in the Roman Alphabet (E) and 26 being the twenty sixth letter in the Roman Alphabet (Z) E-Z=5-26

You think that you can get that girl? 5-26 baby.

That girl's 5-26.

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