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Gotta take a leak/piss/urinate/#1
Ahhh man I really have to take a salad
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Eat the salad is a phrase invented by Donald Trump. He was the first man ever to say this phrase. It is a great phrase. Maybe the greatest phrase ever.
It means “swallow my tired old grey pubes when you go down on me”
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When you spread another man's ass-cheeks apart and then bury your face in his hairy,sweaty ass-crackthen you lick & tongue-fuck his tight,twitching ass-hole
"want your salad tossed?","toss my salad you muther-fuckin' ass-licker!","You salad tossing faggot!"
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what Martha Stewart teaches you how to do on her show.
I watched Martha Stewart Living this morning. She taught me how to toss a salad.
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Salad fingers is a mentally ill man who lives in some sort of wasteland / refuge for the insane. his only companions are his equaly crazy neighbors and a few sock puppets. He enjoys the feel of rusty metals and that has replaced sex in his psyche. He probally got his name from noting that his fingers were solid and confused it with "salad".
Salad fingers: "I love the feeling of rusty spoons, it's almost orgasmic"
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(n) The lamest thing that can happen.
Refers to the ancient carribean salad that is the worst salad ever.
That meeting was some lame salad.
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To perform oral sex on a person of diminutive height.
I went to the little people's convention the other day and sampled the shrimp salad.
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