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Wow Johnny there are about six coon around that bait truck
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The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed.
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Snail·bait pronounced sneyl·beyt (noun):
Any object or strategy used to lure a snail is out of its shell.
*google* Snails eat mushrooms? Snail bait!
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When a person acts to defy their natural biology by mentally choosing their new biology opposition that can be a mixture of onset and opposition, or a new gender altogether that has never existed, and then expecting everyone to understand it's prefix and appreciate the person as is despite it making no sense.
*Simplified*
A person born as a man, choosing to cross dress yet never receiving any hormonal therapy nor gender reconstruction, yet labels themselves a woman, and demands women privileges, and will withhold these critical details when trying to date, or make friends.
The same can be said about the opposite gender being female.
-Womens only Swimming Pool-
Example 1
Person: Hi, I would like to swim here please.
Administrator: That will be $3.25, and I will need to see your ID, please miss.
Person: *Gives money and ID*
Administrator: Uh, I'm sorry but you cannot swim here, this is a female only unit.
Person: EXCUSE YOURSELF! Are you blind? I am a woman!
Administrator: *scans ID again* Until your personal ID verifies you are a woman, you are not welcome to swim here, sorry.
Person: This is a total insult to who I am as a brave individual woman as myself. *Walks off in a rage*
Administrator: *thinks to themselves- thank goodness I didn't allow that gender baiter into the pool, I would of lost my job*
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Example 2
Scott: How was your date with that girl last night?
Liam: It was horrible...
Scott: Why?
Liam: She was actually a HE, and didn't tell me, and when I asked questions about why they hid that important information from me they got offended.
Scott: That sucks to hear you experienced gender baiting..
Liam: Yeah, I'm pissed, don't tell the guys I got gender baited. They won't let me live this one down..
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A totally ignorant, arrogant or otherwise useless pre or post pubescent turd of a little brat. This term is usually used by teachers, CPS workers, cops and others who regularly have to deal with little shits who should have been fished out of their crack whore mother’s gashes with a rusty coat hangar, hence the term, hangar bait.
How dare that little Hangar Bait turn me in for dropping the F bomb in class!
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The act of giving up, or quiting.
"Man, I've had it with this shit, I'm takin' the bait"
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N. Deceitful social technique used by nubile young twenty-somethings to introduce potential suitors to their friends.
This technique involves an attractive woman hitting on a man. She is the lure, dangling in front of the prey. When the man is significantly invested in the conversation, the woman introduces her friend with the glandular problems and lazy-eye(s). The attractive woman (the bait) disappears and the switch is complete.
Poor Steve found himself a rocket, but she pulled the ol' bait n' switch on him and now he's stuck over there with that tugboat friend of hers.
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