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When a girl rims a guy and while rimming she encloses the colon of the guy completely with her lips and starts blowing out, thus inflating the intestines of the guy.
Did she really give Ryan a Russian hot air balloon in the gym bathroom?
The act of sticking one’s finger into a vagine that just received a creampie in order to release any remaining baby gravy held deep within the love cave.
So Steve, get this, last night I bust a nut in my girl so I helped her out by popping the balloon.
A fat policeman (primarily in the UK). Usually traffic.
Look at that fluorescent balloon booking that guy over there. Too many fucking donuts.
The queef of air back into a condom once the semen has emptied into your vagina.
“How do you know when to take the condom out?”
You’ll blow out the tip Balloon Baby
When your boner creates air pockets in your shorts while you’re in a pool or
FUCK DUDE I GOT BALLOON TRUNKS BECAUSE ELF THIS DAMN BONER
A typical annoying prick who thinks he’s cool but has never realised the size and shape of his stupid bearded head. If I drew a beard on a balloon it would like him.
I was working with that balloon goon again today, his massive head kept obstructing my view and his chat was worse than someone who works in I.T.
the real term for umbrella policy.
I need an umbrella policy... You mean a balloon policy? Yes that it what I said.