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The ancient art of spreading one's butt cheeks apart and touching anus's.
My friend Bill is right into yoga and shit, I heard he gave jenn the balloon knot squeak. It's when you lay ass to ass, and touch anus's
When the nipple you're currently sucking on is so saggy and lifeless, that it feels like you're sucking on the tail of a deflated balloon.
Redneck Billy : "Girl yo mama got some massive jugs. But why do you have a Balloon-Tail Nipple? Like bitch what are you adopted or something?"
His Cousin Sister : "Nah I'm just lactose-intolerant."
"I was turned around untangling balloons out the back window."
When you receive a scholarship to learn to pilot hot air balloons in Seattle spend money on travel and lodging and find yourself driving the van watching balloons fly away. Left on the ground but there goes the balloon in the sky! Similar in meaning to pie in the sky! Buyer beware!
There goes my balloon in the sky, I’m still on the ground.
It was a wild night. I gave her a Philadelphia water balloon... Now I need a new mattress.
We should add it.
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1. Testicles that stick to the side of the leg (such as in humid weather)
2. Testicles that “glue” you between two rooms because you slammed the door on them
I’m seeing stars, I’m losing air
Sound the alarm, Bring me a chair
I’m caught between two different rooms
That door just crushed my glue balloons
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